"What you eat don't make me sh*t"--Jay-z

I came up in the church...And one thing I never got was how another persons different religious path would cause so much distraction.

People straight up talk about boycotting folks when they find out their beliefs deviate from their own.

"Oh hell naw...dude say forgive us our 'sins' instead of 'trespasses' when saying the Lords Prayer! He must be an agent of the devil!!!"

People trip me out with that bullshit. Seriously I don't care what the hell you believe. What I think about is what you do. And that's all anybody should worry about if anything at all, because when it comes down to it what somebody else believes has nothing to do with you str8 up. That's why it's called a belief because it happens in your head. Now when muh sukkas start telling people what they should believe and shouldn't believe that's when you should worry. Fortunately for them, the people that tend to freak out also are typically the one that try this tactic.

Where did this blog come from you ask. I was on facebook and I saw someones status that said that "Christians should not watch Oprah"...I didn't know any reason why someone would make such a claim. So I Googled it and came across a video that to put it simply was all about fear mongering. The way it came off was very reminiscent of the Bush campaign...basically a lot of empty claims meant to stir people up.

Look here


And...What the hell does her beliefs have to do with her trying establish a Peace Alliance??? Or her involvement with Obama???

Ummm...WTH hell happened????

"It's funny we pay taxes, but don't pay attention."--Freeway

Is it just me or when the elections were goin on everybody and their momma turned into Tom Brokaw of the blogosphere and ish??? Now that Obama is in there, what I wanna know is what happened to all the political blogs? Are these same people still paying attention? Or was is just more inspiring to write about when "4 more years" was a possibility?

I hope they are still paying attention. Just because we may have a good dude at the wheel that doesn't mean that somebody still won't try to peel your cap back...And I hate to even take that tone with it. I would like to think that people can be motivated to pay attention for a reason other than the fear of getting screwed...but hey...

Truth is, it's just generally a healthy habit to have, being aware of the world around you.

Bitter Beer

"Sometimes I be like fuck bitches, for all those nights I never had bitches"--DMX

Synopsis: Loneliness can make you bitter.

Got dayum...talk about bad mojo

My first crack at animation

My class partner had already drawn the majority of the sketches for the main character in a previous class she had taken. So I let her stick to drawing him for the project while I took it upon myself to match her style for the background and develop a story around it. Basically I ended up drawing way more than I had anticipated. Way more than my partner. It kinda pissed me off at first, but she made up for it by doing all the sound and organizing it all on Adobe After Effects.

**Disclaimer: This joint is very rough looking...but don't get it twisted... I CAN draw extremely well.

If I were to do it over I'd try to make sure things ran a bit smoother...more fluid...and of course up the quality of the drawings.

Taking aim at all you haters

I hate it when chicks make jokes about guys pee aim. That shit pisses me off. Forget about the fact that they have to sit down to pee...I'm not gonna even get petty on that. I'm just saying...Until you've woke up with morning wood...Word to Prodigy "You'll never feel my pain". That shit is thee worst. Talk about random applications of math...when faced with an unbendable wang...which is even worse when you're not getting any...cats gotta become straight up geometry whizzes (no pun intended). The shit is crazy. And that's not even the end of it...Sometimes we can be directly over the damn toilet...We'll look at our wangs and think "bulls eye"...and then out of nowhere the pee stream will shoot out sideways or split two or three ways...like wtf??? Oh yeah...and God forbid you have to shoot a deuce with hard wood. That shit is a serious mental exercise not to either shoot yourself in the face or spray the wall in front of you (c) 40 yr old Virgin...So yeah...shut that shit up...lol.

Greatest Porn TItles of all times!!!

I was doing a little flick downloading...Something that, believe it or not, I haven't done in quite a few years... And I was reminded that one of the things I liked about the flicks, besides the actual flicks, are the hilarious titles. Here is a (long) list of some of the funniest titles I was able to Google. Enjoy...

Face Jam
A Clear And Present Stranger
Add Momma To The Train
Any Given Cumday
Batman in Robin
Big Trouble In Little Vagina (I think this one is my fave of the bunch)
Boldfinger
Breakfast On Tiffany
Breast Side Story
Bumfight At The OGay Corral
Charlie's Anal
Children Of The Cornhole
Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Crocodile Done Me
Cum And Cummer
Cunt Hardly Wait
Diddle-Her on the Roof
Driving Miss Daisy Crazy
Ed's Wood
Ferris Bueller's Jerk Off
Field Of Wet Dreams
For Your Ass Only
For Your Thighs Only
Forrest Hump
Forever Hung
Forrest Gimp
Full Metal Jackoff
Glad-He-Ate-Her
Glazed And Confused
Going For Sloppy Seconds
Honey, I Shanked The Kids (this one is kinda scary)
Honey, I Shrunk Your Clit
I Know What You Did Up The Bummer
I Know Who You Did Last Summer
Inspect Her Gadget
Intercourse With The Vampire
Jurassic Poke
Lawrence Of A Labia
Leaking Beauty
Lord Of The Cock Rings
Man On The Poon
Men in Back
My Best Friends Wetting
My Big Lebowski
My Best Friends Wetting
My Big Fat Greek Woody
On Golden Blonde
Riding Miss Daisy
Riding on Boys in Cars
Romancing The Bone
Saturday Night Beaver
Saturday Night Fever Blister
Schindler's Fist (sooooooo wrong)
Screw Momma In The Train
Sex Trek: The Next Penetration
Sleeping With The Enema
Some Big Dick Head This Way Comes
Sorest Rump
South Pork: Big Long and Uncut (I'm actually curious at how they pulled this off...no pun intended)
Sperms of Endearment
Starshit Poopers
Tango and Snatch
The Bad Nudes Bared
The Crocodile Humper
The Empire Likes Crack (could also be a crack heads gone wild sequel)
The Empire Stikes From The Back
The Jism Of Oz
The Little Sperm-Aid (Undah da sea!!)
The Loin King
The Man Who Blew Too Much
The Pelican Queif
The Royal Tenderbuns
The Spooge-itive
The Wadfather
Three Men And A Barbie
Throbbin' Hood
Twat Lies Beneath
Twin Cheeck
Weapons of ass destruction
White Men Can't Hump
Will He Bonk Ya In The Chocolate Factory
Willie Wanker Up the Chocolate Factory
Young Buns
You've Got Male (this one was pretty un-creative)
You've Got Male Genitalia


LMAO
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