Disturbia

Now if you've been following my blogs for awhile now, you know already that I'm a pretty accepting dude. I've gone through enough craziness in my life to know that this is a crazy world and that everything isn't always "black and white". Now, I'm no saint (if even such a thing truly exists) but I'm doing pretty good so far.

With that said lemme begin the short story...

So I'm chillin at the crib right and My girl tells me that she's had a very weird day and she wants to tell me about it. And one of the stories is that one of her good male friends from high school just contacted her and told her that he is now a she. She follows up by saying that the cat actually looks pretty as a chick. I think to myself "Yeah right"

I mean we've all heard a story about those cats that has caught a dude slipping and either gotten killed or gotten their ass whupped because of it. Then you see the pic of the dude and you're like how the fuck you couldn't tell son...dude got a jaw line that you could cut a steak with...smh. Shit I know as a youngster I used to watch those Maury shows just to make sure I could tell them muh sukkas apart from the real. For the most part they were pretty easy to spot. On some fucked up Where's Waldo/ back page of Highlights type ish....

One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?
--Mr Hooper (Sesame Street)

Wait a minute muh sukka it looks like you put on ya makeup with a shotgun...MAN!!!!

Nah nigga... I've seen more authentic looking breasts in a bucket of KFC...MAN!!!!

You ain't fooling nobody son...Looking like you got a hand transplant from Barry Bonds. Ya job just called they're tired of replacing keyboards your ass is fired...MAN!!!!

Any who... fast foward back to the day in question. She says dude is pretty as a chick. I pay it no mind. Then she pulls up the cats page on Facebook and shows me. I instinctually search for a mannish characteristic and...

I didn't see one.
The shit scared the shit out of me.

Some muhsukkas need to start wearing signs or something.

The end...smh.