Monday, May 10, 2010

Ni99az is broke...

Ni99az is broke these days...I'm talking broke on some where the fuck are all the kings horses and all the kings men to put my life back together broke. Shit is hectic. I'm knocking on desperate's door Jehovah's Witness style...Nigga I know you in there...

Get the picture?

Anywho...I've sold my body to science. No bullshit. For the past 7 days I've been confined to a hospital with the stipulations that I have to:
  • eat everything they give me (3 big meals and 3 snacks a day)
  • get blood drawn daily, and on two days out of the process I have to have blood drawn every 20 minutes.
  • get injected with growth hormone four times every day.
  • two days out of the process I have to pee in a jug for the whole day (for urinalysis)
  • and finally I have to have 2 rice-sized pieces of muscle cut out of my leg for sampling.

The whole process is 2 weeks long. I'm halfway finished. When I'm done I get a stack (1 thousand bucks).

Is it worth it? Personally I'd rather just have a fucking job. But eh...


  1. Wow. But it's admirable that you went to that length to support yourself. More than I can say for many. Props to you for that.

  2. Knockin on desperate's door Jehova Witness style...I feel u man. Money doesn't talk, it screams. And my ear drums are hurtin.