Public sex (gone/done) terribly wrong

I personally don't want to live in a world where a man can't take plastic dolls in the middle of a supermarket parking lot and have sex with them in broad daylight. I'm pretty sure when the French talk about Americans being closed minded about sex this is what they were talking about. I mean sure he didn't have tinted windows...but he was in a car. Cars have served as miniature hotel rooms for people across the world. Sure he could've parked behind a building or something but ummmm... you know how you get hungry after sex. He obviously wanted to save some time and GAS (dude was thinking GREEN son!) on his trip to the market. I just want to let you know, you plastic player, that I get it. So while you in jail and everybody is looking at you like you are out of your damn mind...know that...YOU ARE...lmao.